Tomando um Chazinho Antes de Ir pro Inferno

In a statement faxed to a Pakistani television station, Harakat-ul-Jihad al-Islami spokesman Abu Hanzla Kashir said: “We confirm that our commander in chief, Mohammad Ilyas Kashmiri, along with other companions, was martyred in an American drone strike on June 3, 2011, at 11:15 p.m. God willing, America will very soon see our full revenge. Our only target is America.”